Another Ig Nobel year… October 6, 2008
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The 2008 Ig Nobel prizes have been awarded. I didn’t win
. But here are the winners (from the website of Improbable Research), this time with ciatations:
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NUTRITION PRIZE. Massimiliano Zampini of the University of Trento, Italy and Charles Spence of Oxford University, UK, for electronically modifying the sound of a potato chip to make the person chewing the chip believe it to be crisper and fresher than it really is.
REFERENCE: “The Role of Auditory Cues in Modulating the Perceived Crispness and Staleness of Potato Chips,” Massimiliano Zampini and Charles Spence, Journal of Sensory Studies, vol. 19, October 2004, pp. 347-63.
PEACE PRIZE. The Swiss Federal Ethics Committee on Non-Human Biotechnology (ECNH) and the citizens of Switzerland for adopting the legal principle that plants have dignity.
REFERENCE: “The Dignity of Living Beings With Regard to Plants. Moral Consideration of Plants for Their Own Sake“
ARCHAEOLOGY PRIZE. Astolfo G. Mello Araujo and José Carlos Marcelino of Universidade de São Paulo, Brazil, for measuring how the course of history, or at least the contents of an archaeological dig site, can be scrambled by the actions of a live armadillo.
REFERENCE: “The Role of Armadillos in the Movement of Archaeological Materials: An Experimental Approach,” Astolfo G. Mello Araujo and José Carlos Marcelino, Geoarchaeology, vol. 18, no. 4, April 2003, pp. 433-60.
BIOLOGY PRIZE. Marie-Christine Cadiergues, Christel Joubert, and Michel Franc of Ecole Nationale Veterinaire de Toulouse, France for discovering that the fleas that live on a dog can jump higher than the fleas that live on a cat.
REFERENCE: “A Comparison of Jump Performances of the Dog Flea, Ctenocephalides canis (Curtis, 1826) and the Cat Flea, Ctenocephalides felis felis (Bouche, 1835),” M.C. Cadiergues, C. Joubert, and M. Franc, Veterinary Parasitology, vol. 92, no. 3, October 1, 2000, pp. 239-41.
MEDICINE PRIZE. Dan Ariely of Duke University (USA), Rebecca L. Waber of MIT (USA), Baba Shiv of Stanford University (USA), and Ziv Carmon of INSEAD (Singapore) for demonstrating that high-priced fake medicine is more effective than low-priced fake medicine..
REFERENCE: “Commercial Features of Placebo and Therapeutic Efficacy,” Rebecca L. Waber; Baba Shiv; Ziv Carmon; Dan Ariely, Journal of the American Medical Association, March 5, 2008; 299: 1016-1017.
COGNITIVE SCIENCE PRIZE. Toshiyuki Nakagaki of Hokkaido University, Japan, Hiroyasu Yamada of Nagoya, Japan, Ryo Kobayashi of Hiroshima University, Atsushi Tero of Presto JST, Akio Ishiguro of Tohoku University, and Ágotá Tóth of the University of Szeged, Hungary, for discovering that slime molds can solve puzzles.
REFERENCE: “Intelligence: Maze-Solving by an Amoeboid Organism,” Toshiyuki Nakagaki, Hiroyasu Yamada, and Ágota Tóth, Nature, vol. 407, September 2000, p. 470.
ECONOMICS PRIZE. Geoffrey Miller, Joshua Tybur and Brent Jordan of the University of New Mexico, USA, for discovering that a professional lap dancer’s ovulatory cycle affects her tip earnings.
REFERENCE: “Ovulatory Cycle Effects on Tip Earnings by Lap Dancers: Economic Evidence for Human Estrus?” Geoffrey Miller, Joshua M. Tybur, Brent D. Jordan, Evolution and Human Behavior, vol. 28, 2007, pp. 375-81.
PHYSICS PRIZE. Dorian Raymer of the Ocean Observatories Initiative at Scripps Institution of Oceanography, USA, and Douglas Smith of the University of California, San Diego, USA, for proving mathematically that heaps of string or hair or almost anything else will inevitably tangle themselves up in knots.
REFERENCE: “Spontaneous Knotting of an Agitated String,” Dorian M. Raymer and Douglas E. Smith, Proceedings of the National Academy of Sciences, vol. 104, no. 42, October 16, 2007, pp. 16432-7.
CHEMISTRY PRIZE. Sharee A. Umpierre of the University of Puerto Rico, Joseph A. Hill of The Fertility Centers of New England (USA), Deborah J. Anderson of Boston University School of Medicine and Harvard Medical School (USA), for discovering that Coca-Cola is an effective spermicide, and to Chuang-Ye Hong of Taipei Medical University (Taiwan), C.C. Shieh, P. Wu, and B.N. Chiang (all of Taiwan) for discovering that it is not.
REFERENCE: “Effect of ‘Coke’ on Sperm Motility,” Sharee A. Umpierre, Joseph A. Hill, and Deborah J. Anderson, New England Journal of Medicine, 1985, vol. 313, no. 21, p. 1351.
REFERENCE: “The Spermicidal Potency of Coca-Cola and Pepsi-Cola,” C.Y. Hong, C.C. Shieh, P. Wu, and B.N. Chiang, Human Toxicology, vol. 6, no. 5, September 1987, pp. 395-6. [NOTE: THE JOURNAL LATER CHANGED ITS NAME. NOW CALLED "Human & experimental toxicology"]
LITERATURE PRIZE. David Sims of Cass Business School. London, UK, for his lovingly written study “You Bastard: A Narrative Exploration of the Experience of Indignation within Organizations.”
REFERENCE: “You Bastard: A Narrative Exploration of the Experience of Indignation within Organizations,” David Sims, Organization Studies, vol. 26, no. 11, 2005, pp. 1625-40.
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Once again, High Energy Physics is not among the prize-winners… but it did finally make it to mainstream media — apparently your scientific views on loop quantum gravity and string theory can lead to changes in your social status. Should not it always be so?
LHC Rap July 29, 2008
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I just found (via Maunotes – an inquiriung mind) a rap song about LHC and high energy physics in general (I know, it’s been around for a while, but I got to right papers sometimes too!). Set on location at CERN! Check it out here. It is a bit in a style of the Big Bang Theory, if I may put it this way, but hey – whatever gets people interested!
We scare because we care June 30, 2008
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I love this movie, Monsters, Inc. It, along with a documentary Office Space, describes our everyday life so well… So today I was reading CNN to get my daily dose of scare to find that CNN also decided to get on the bandwagon and comment about the safety of the LHC in the piece called Some Fear Debut of Powerful Atom Smasher (the coolest thing is that the name of the file in the reference is “doomsdaycollider.ap”). It is of course reassuring that after reading the article the readers are invited to learn more about the subject (look for the reference “All About Atomic and Molecular Physics”) — which shows certain lack of understanding of energy scales involved on the side of the robot which automatically suggests relevant material — of course competent journalists would never never make such a mistake (I also love the phrase “The two largest detectors are essentially huge digital cameras, each weighing thousands of tons, capable of taking millions of snapshots a second.”)…
Ok, to be fair, the article is actually not that bad. What makes me uncomfortable is people who learned about Newton laws and think that they know all about the Universe — to be comfortable enough to file a lawsuit to stop LHC from turning on (see, for example, “facts” from www.lhcfacts.org). What drives them? Need for nation-wide attention? A. Einstein’s fame? Desire to sell their books? Wait, they don’t (yet) have any books to sell on that subject. Ok, I don’t know… Most of the people who filed a lawsuit in Hawaii to stop LHC (look for Walter Wagner) are not physicists, but people who studied “life sciences.” How can they imagine to be competent enough to claim that LHC will destroy the planet? I’d say, there are many other controvesial subjects they could have contributed to (closer to their speciality) — for instance, study relation of lung-related health and proximity of coal-fired power plants among others…
Really, why bother with LHC if one can simply buy almost all particles that will be produced there? They are just $9 apiece…
At CERN… June 1, 2008
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I arrived to CERN last Monday for a two-week stay. It’s a great place to be this year, as both theoretical and experimental part of the lab (not to say about accelerator people, technicians, etc.) are preparing for the start of the machine, which, according to a recent talk, should happen in July. Last week was one of the “focus weeks” of the very interesting “Flavour as a Window to New Physics at the LHC” workshop. With the recent P5 report to HEPAP, it might just be that flavor physics, once again, comes back to the US (at least in the form of participation in “overseas flavor factory”)…
P.S. Where in the world is that laundry room in Bldg. 41 and where do I buy the detergent? Yeah, questions like that are normally not amongst the greatest mysteries of the Universe…
At KITP in Santa Barbara April 25, 2008
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I’m spending part of my sabbatical at Kavli Institute for Theoretical Physics at the University of California at Santa Barbara. There is a long workshop called “Physics of the Large Hadron Collider”. In addition to physics-related activities they also have a journalist-in-residence program. Currently, it happened to be Jennifer Ouellette, also a well-known blogger.
Some pictures April 25, 2008
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Once again, I was unloading pictures from my cell phone… The whole Einstein theme is related to the visit of Eric Cornell (2001 Nobel Prize winner), who gave our annual Vaden Miles lecture. Some of our faculty had a dinner at one house in West Bloomfield. The owner of this house has the MOST amazing Einstein-related collection! Also, if you visited Princeton recently, you might have seen Einstein’s bust not that far from the IAS. He contributed to the installation of that bust…

- Local Detroit casinos use physics to lure customers
- Cake at the end of the Moriond meeting… at the end noone could eate it…
- This is how Albert Einstein looks like at relativistic velocities
- Einstein gallery
- Apparently not everyone liked Einstein’s hair…
- Squirrell’s Hell
DAMA/LIBRA claims to see Dark matter April 16, 2008
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Today, at the conference NO-VE (IV International Workshop on neutrino oscillations) in Venice, collaboration DAMA/LIBRA claimed to see Dark Matter (DM) interactions in their detector. The effect is at the 8.2 sigma level (which means that the chance that it is a background that mimics their signal is WAY smaller than 1%). See their talk here. Here is their website.
Their search technique is based on DM interacting with their detector material (which happens to be well-known NaI), so they can trigger on detector’s “matter recoil” when DM particle hits the detector. In principle, it is a hard way to search for DM, as many non-DM backgrounds can also interact with NaI! For example, neutrons… Well, the deal with DAMA is that they look for the modulations in their signal that can appear due to Earth’s motion around the Sun (see Drukier, Freese and Spergel’s paper in Phys Rev D48). So one looks for a cosine-type signal over some years of data collecting. This cosine-type signal is very difficult to emulate by any (known) background. Nevertheless, (known) background studies are very important — and about half of the above talk is about them
This result is interesting, but still controversial… See, that XENON experiment has something to say about it — they used liquid xenon as their detecting media, which is very similar in properties to iodine in NaI that DAMA used. The thing is, they didn’t see anything…
Moriond 2008: the rest of the conference April 16, 2008
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I finally got around to update my blog. There are many things to talk about. But first, I have to finish blogging about that conference that happened more than a month ago. So here it is.
In the days 2-5 of the conference there were many interesting talks, so I can not talk about them all. One nice feature was that they introduced two special sessions for young scientists — each talk in a session was only 5 min long! You might be surprised how much info one can put into 5 min talk… Anyway, Lisa Randall gave a nice talk about warped geometries at the LHC, where she indicated some potentially new ways of looking for extra dimensions. Kellogg Stelle (who, among other five languages, speaks absolutely fluent Russian) gave an excellent (but maybe a bit misplaced) talk about finite supergravity. Adam Falkowski gave a talk about Kaluza-Klein parity in Randall-Sundrum models (ways of creating stable Dark Matter candidates). Gustavo Burdman gave a talk about model building with extra dimensions… Thomas Humbye gave a nice talk about implications of see-saw mechanism in neutrinos. On experimental side, I want to emphasize final result from KTeV: Re e’/e=(19.2 +- 2.1)*10^(-4), which is a bit larger than corresponding NA48 result… but the error bars touch… Jean-Francois Glicenstein from HESS collaboration gave a talk about their Dark Matter (DM) search from dwarf galaxies with gamma-rays. They claim to put a strong exclusion bound on higgsino-type DM (one of the SUSY candidates), pretty much excluding masses of the order 80-200 GeV! This depends, of course, on the model of DM distribution, but it is a pretty strong claim! I tried to understand their result going to the original paper, but it’s not very clear. In particular, they claim exclusions of that mass range with technical gamma-ray threshold for their search of about 120 GeV (what also confuses me is that they talk about gamma rays with E > 250 GeV in their paper)… Of course, if gamma rays are produced in DM annihilations, their energies cannot exceed masses of those DM particles. That is to say, you cannot exclude 80 GeV DM particle by looking for gamma rays with energies greater than 120 GeV… N. Parua gave an experimental update on heavy meson and baryon lifetimes from FNAL without referencing any recent theoretical papers on this subject, including this seminal paper. I also learned about a cool experiment called COUPP — they managed to eat up part of available parameter space for DM. Their experiment is located in one of the FNAL neutrino tunnels – I wonder if high-energy neutrinos pose an irreducible background for them..
If you want to see the complete schedule of talks, you can find it here.
Moriond 08: Day 1 March 5, 2008
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So now that I finally twisted my knee and removed from skiing, I can report on that Moriond meeting. Most of the talks from the conference can be found here, and thus I’ll only briefly comment on the talks. The morning session was about Higgs searches and in general about electroweak symmetry breaking. Curiously enough, it was callled “LHC and Brout-Englert-Higgs Mechanism” (emphasis is mine — I wonder what happened to the names of G. Guralnik, C. R. Hagen, T. Kibble, P. Anderson and E. Stückelberg who also could lay claim on that mechanism…).
The first talk was, as usual, a welcome by the conference founder Jean Tran Thanh Van – although he told me later that he wants to retire form this post and this would be his last conference. This conference is, and alwys has been, organized impeccably, so I hope this tradition will be kept. The first two talks dealt with Higgs boson searches at the Tevatron in the low mass (< 140 GeV) and high mass regions (> 140 GeV), and also non-SM Higgs (Yorita, Zivovic and Haas). This curious separation is due to the fact that search techniques are very different for those mass ranges, which has to do with WW threshold. As you could guess, no discovery yet… but it was emphasized that Fermilab’s HighRise looks like an “H” which might stand for Higgs, so maybe they’d beat LHC to it… One nice thing about the analyses was that the results were presented as plots of Higgs mass vs Higgs production cross-section. This is nice, as if it is discovered, we’d know if its couplings are given by the Standard Model or not… Michel Tytgat gave a nice talk about a very cute model of Dark Matter which is jsut a neutral Higgs of some limit of two-Higgs model (”Inert Higgs”), which is a nice way to connect the two. Gustavo Burdman gave a review of holographic way of electroweak symmetry breaking. Lyn Evans gave a talk about LHC commissioning schedule (Jester wrote about that in his blog, so I’m not going to go into that) and D. Aguila talked about how LHC can help with tests of see-saw mechanism of neutrino mass generation.
The conference continued after the ski break with talks about SM physics at the Tevatron, HERA, and (in the future) LHC — talks by Han, Han, de Boer, Christiansen, Plamodon) and searches for new physics with photons and jets by Jaffre. A nice talk about Higgs as an inflaton was given by Fedor Bezrukov, which is a nice attempt to unify Higgs and the inflaton (field that drives inflation on the early Universe) by introducing non-minimal gravitational couplings for that scalar. The model that he described requires some careful choice of couplings to make sure early Universe develops properly, which almost drives him in the strong coupling limit. Also, higher-dimensional operators can be problematic… but the model is indeed cute! The session ended with a pedagogical talk from S. Kraml about SUSY Dark Matter.
I ‘ll try to update regularly from now on, but the Internet here is only available at the bar and you can gues how much work can be done at the bar….
Moriond 2008 (Electroweak Interactions) March 1, 2008
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Starting tody, I’m in La Thuille, a small skiing resort in Italian Alps and the place of annual Rencontres de Moriond conference series. This year I’m attending the section on Electroweak interactions and Unified theories. I’ll try to blog about that more or less regularily… the Internet connection here is only available in the same romm as a bar… hmm….







